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Things You Should Not Do

Now I'm tempted to start telling people that I secretly don't actually know how to do any physics calculations, and so all the answers in What If are based on me actually trying to do the thing and then reporting what happened, but phrased as if it's hypothetical.

Interruption

It's been extra bad ever since my GPS got stuck on Phoebe Judge mode.

Rotation

It's okay, we can just feed the one-pixel image into an AI upscaler and recover the original image, or at least one that's just as cool.

What If? 2 Flowchart

Don't worry, the dogs are all fine. That's actually kind of the problem.

Cursed mRNA Cocktail

Serve one each to guests whose last cursed cocktail was more than 2 months ago.

Everyday Carry

Someday I just know I'm going to encounter a problem that requires 500 flashlights and 700 knives with weird holes in them, and on that day I won't be caught unprepared.

Pilot Priority List

CELEBRATE: Serve passengers tiered cakes shaped like the airspace class diagram

Historical Dates

Evidence suggests the 1899 transactions occurred as part of a global event centered around a deity associated with the lotus flower.